Anthony Bourdain is a Jerk

Anthony Bourdain doesn't care for Rachael Ray. That is not because she gets more attention than he does. He "doesn't give a f**k" about that. Yeah, right. Mr. Haughty Chef has a big ol'd case of the green monster called envy. He referred to Rachael Ray as a bobble head and had all sorts of smarmy things to say.

I am sure he found them quite funny and fetching. They are really just sad ramblings by an aging cook about whom so few care.... Almost makes me wanna weep into my ultra-tasty 30 minute meal. Not.

Excerpt:

"Q: Will we see you in a year saying, "Oh, I had drinks with Rachael Ray, and actually, she's all right"?

Yeah, right. "After the hot-tub incident, I've changed my mind." You know, listen, like I said, I could be wrong. Unlikely. But maybe she's nice to puppies.

Q: Sure, sure--you haven't seen her kicking any old people lately.

Actually, that would be cool. If I ever saw her getting trashed on Old Crow, pistol-whipping a vegan after a bar crawl, I would think, "That's an interesting woman. I would like to know her."

You can read more all over the place, including here.

I am sure Rachael Ray is really broken up over this. She might have to devote an entire episode of her current television shows to the matter. Or a few articles in her magazine. Or maybe some time on her new talk show. Or maybe the two can just iron things out on Bourdain's shows or mag---oh wait, he doesn't have any of those, does he? Jerk.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Anthony Bourdain doesn't like her because she's a talentless twit sucking up money from America's "not-so-cooking-bright" including yourself. Why don't you take the time to add up the fat, calories, cholesterol, and sodium of one of her recipes and then ask yourself if it is truly "healthful". I guarantee you, it won't be. Boneless, skinless chicken is healthy, but when you dump a pound of cheese and a quart of olive oil on it, it becomes something else entirely (AKA - Heart Attack on a Plate).

Anonymous said...

I'm sure he just hates her because she's so damn annoying, same reason everyone else hates her. seriously - I thought joan rivers redefined unwatchable, until I saw her show

Anonymous said...

Anthony Bourdain is the fucking man.

Unknown said...

Ms. Ray may not be the brightest bulb on the tree but Assthony Bourdain is nothing but a pompous twit who hates America and Americans. He should move to one of the Third World countries where he spends so much time kissing native ass and eating the local delicacies being landed on by flies and other vermin.

Anonymous said...

Bourdain is an arrogant jackass, just like the fans he attracts. We're living in the era of such people. Kanye, Serena, Bourdain. Its in vogue to look down your nose at people now and imagine yourself better than "they" are.

ken said...

''Anthony Bourdain doesn't like her because she's a talentless twit sucking up money from America's "not-so-cooking-bright" including yourself.''

You said it pal, Rachel Ray is just lucky; now she is arrogant, talentless and she could pass on tomorrow and it wouldnt matter to me in the least, but the dude comparing Bourdain to that cretin, untalented loser Kayne West, now talk about ludicrous.

Anonymous said...

Saying Bourdain is jealous of Rachael Ray is hysterical! Do you even know who he is? His book "Kitchen Confidential" changed the modern restaurant industry. He is renowned throughout the world as one of the top chefs and top critics.

Rachael Ray is a simple, stay a home mom sort of cook.