How is that for a completely not surprising headline? I found a guy who decided he doesn't like Rachael Ray and then heaps the insults upon her. He even felt a need to carefully analyze a Rachael Ray FHM photo in order to tell us how NOT interested he is in her. Sure.
"I would be less uncomfortable viewing photos of my mom posing in Hustler than I am of these creepy pics. The smile is a little too innocent, the boobs are a little too small, and the legs are way too photoshopped. It's like seeing Paris Hilton in an ad for chastity belts. Unless they are trying to be ironic, it just doesn't work. Ick."
That's what happens when people decide that they are funny when they aren't. They take this over the top cynical tone and rely upon bad analogies, hateful spite, and a few pop culture references to try to cobble together something amusing. Yawn.
This is a perfect example of what separates the Rachael Ray successes of the world from guys with "Random Rantings" sites. RR doesn't seem to feel a need to be "superior" or "hip" in order to do her thing. She comes out with honest appeal and a positive personality. The result? She gets a TV show to go with her other TV shows and her magazine and her status as a bestselling author. This guy? He gets a PR0 blog and the satisfaction of being a smart-a**.
If you must, read and view it here.
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Yeah, I'm a girl. And "EVOO" is the dumbest acronym anyone has ever created.
Absolutely one of the strangest, and most pathetic, blogs I've seen. Really, you hold Rachel Ray on this high a pedestal? Kinda sad.
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