Now for a poetic interlude. Fear not, it has a direct relationship to Ms. Rachael Ray--or at least a part of said super-cook's anatomy (which is just as hot as any straight-from-the-oven lasagne).It's a poem about Rachael Ray's butt.
Why am I including it here? First, because people often find this place by searching for "Rachael Ray's butt" and I figure I might as well create something at least partially relevant to their pursuit. Second, because I think there is an interesting thing going on with respect to the love/hate relationship the public seems to have with Rachael. While some of us adore her, others despise her. While some are adamant in their belief that she's physically repulsive, others are writing poetry about her physical features.
The poem was found amongst the comments at Plattitudes. It's attributed to Richie Palermo. You can read them all here. Fair warning: not everyone is poetic when professing their appreciation for the Ray keister. There are many Rachael Ray fans who have a slightly more pornographic bent to their comments. If you're offended by salty language and detailed descriptions of various adult activities, it probably isn't the best reading.
The poem:
Ode To Rachael's Butt
Now I've been around and I'll tell you what
I think I'm in love with Rachael's Butt
Its big and round and white as snow
And as de-lish as E V O O
I don't much care that her chest is flat
'cuz I love her butt...how cool is that?
Those voluptuous bunns make me bust a nut
'Cuz I'm just in love with Rachael's Butt
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