Rachael Ray Sexy Picture... Fake, Weird, Strangely Enticing... Butt shot!

This is a fake photo of Rachael Ray, featuring a very big (and very round) butt.

Why am I posting an almost-naked picture of Rachael Ray when it isn't even real?

Here are few reasons.

1) I get a lot of traffic from people searching for pictures of Ms. Ray. They want pictures of her butt, her breasts, her you-know-what. The searches involve specific costumes and poses. There are many of them. Many! Enough that they have supplanted the old and reliable "Rachael Ray FHM" search that used to send so many soon-to-be-disappointed guys with Food Channel fetishes to this blog. This is just giving the audience what it wants!

2) There's something about the picture that is strangely enticing. Rachael Ray has a large butt, and that spherical ass is just oh-so-prominent in the shot. The picture is further enhanced by the general weirdness of the whole thing. Why would Rachael Ray strike that pose? Why would anyone take a close up shot of her posterior like that? So many why's that will never be answered because it is a fake picture. That, of course, raises other questions. What kind of person labors with their photo software to come up with a big-butt picture of a semi-naked Rachael Ray? I love the weirdness of it.

3) It's also sort of sexy, to some people. Not to me of course. Never. But to some. Absolutely. Right?

Now, for those of you with less prurient interests, here is some REAL NEWS about Rachael Ray. She won't be giving up at least one of her many TV shows for quite some time. Here's the scoop:

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was searching for a special picture of rachael ray demonstrating how her shitty food comes out the business end. Alas, no luck, though I did use my own vomit as lube to jerk off to that pic of her fat ass. Yummo!

Anonymous said...

I'd pay 10 bucks to have a piece of Rachel Ray's ass... I'd even buy one of her shity Furi knives.

Anonymous said...

Ive actually seen her ass in a bathing suit. My cock was so hard it hurt as it took a while to find a public restroom to jerk off. She is from my area and I spoke to a guy who dated her an he said she likes her ass to be eaten and fucked!

Anonymous said...

nice a$$. i would hit that. . and prolly cook her something better than she can & ..though i think shes a fake & has no talent. . if thats a real pic. she has nice a nice asset.

Anonymous said...

I'd pay $40 bucks to have a piece of Rachael Ray's ass too!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dphaJYMRbh8/SQOdF1hDnSI/AAAAAAAAAAs/uXs7RokPc48/s1600/RR%2B-%2Blaying%2Bon%2Bbed%2B-%2Btext.jpg

Anonymous said...

that's a nice ass even if the pic is fake but one thing 4sure whoever dislikes it has to be gay

Anonymous said...

did u see these naughty 1's

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2645/3904486522_a26680ccb6_o.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2605/3904486654_46f6f40926_o.jpg