Uncle Crizzle Laments Rachael Ray's Wedding

Uncle Crizzle's Wide, Wild World of Pop (authored by Craig Lindsey) at the News & Observer, recently bemoaned Rachael Ray's wedding.

This guy is heartbroken at Ray's marriage.

In part, he writes, "I even defended you to co-workers when they said your voice was too chirpy and those meals you cook take more than the alloted time to prepare. And this is how you repay me?

I’ve been sitting here, can’t get you off my mind. I try my best to be a man and be strong. I drive myself insane, wishing I could touch your face. But the truth re . . . mains . . . you’re . . . GONE! We could’ve made it baby, me and you!"

Oh, for every person who is happy that Rachael Ray got married, another is heartbroken. Read Crizzle's despairing commentary here.

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